Monthly Archives: May 2011

5 Ways I Make Work Tolerable

I must first preface by saying that I feel like I have a pretty fantastic job, but there are always those days that are less-inspiring than others. This magic trick is to help mitigate days like that. 1.) Keep quotes … Continue reading

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Just Take Me

“We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.” Last night, I met a banker from Houston. I don’t think he’s going to use my number though, because to him I’m probably a risky investment. I think love is like … Continue reading

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Pink Balloon Dress

It’s amazing what the brain is capable of doing. Just last night, I had a dream that I was wearing a wedding dress that had a menagerie of bubble gum-pink balloons attached to the train. It was at the mall. … Continue reading

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Try A Little Tenderness

The comfort of segmented body parts.

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5 Shows I Wish Had Never Ended

1.) Pushing Daisies 2.) Mr. Belvedere 3.) Murder, She Wrote 4.) Animaniacs 5.) Arrested Development

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5 Reasons Why I Forget What Year To Put In The Blank

1.) So many people are still convinced we’re in the 90’s. 2.) I’m subconsciously frightened of 2012 (The supposed end of the world). 3.) I rarely ever write the year on anything anymore (What are checks?). 4.) 2011 is a … Continue reading

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Now You See Me, Then You Won’t

What is all this business about purpose? Is there supposed to be a reason that I am here today then in a few decades I won’t be? Trying to find meaning in life kind of seems like an easter egg … Continue reading

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