Monthly Archives: May 2011

5 Reasons Why I Forget What Year To Put In The Blank

1.) So many people are still convinced we’re in the 90’s. 2.) I’m subconsciously frightened of 2012 (The supposed end of the world). 3.) I rarely ever write the year on anything anymore (What are checks?). 4.) 2011 is a … Continue reading

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Now You See Me, Then You Won’t

What is all this business about purpose? Is there supposed to be a reason that I am here today then in a few decades I won’t be? Trying to find meaning in life kind of seems like an easter egg … Continue reading

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5 Things I’m Still Having To Learn

1.) Always take care of your necessities first. It’s too hard to enjoy the small things when you are worried about paying your credit card bill. 2.) Keep a pen somewhere near you at all times. 3.) Trust your creative … Continue reading

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And Then There Were Gays

God must have created gays on the eighth day in order to redecorate the place.

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Make Things Disappear

They say insomnia is caused by the things you don’t do during the day that push away the sleep from your eyes. I caught myself staring at a constellation of moles on my arm, spotted on skin that glowed to … Continue reading

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