Monthly Archives: June 2011

The 5 Best Professions For A Gay Man

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Ry

1.) Architect; there’s an erection joke in here somewhere. 2.) Nutritionist; this is really just a title for how he is judging your eating habits anyways. 3.) Judge (I shouldn’t have to explain this one). 4.) Police Officer; shiny badge, … Continue reading →

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Orange

Posted on June 28, 2011 by Ry

It was an afternoon when the tangerine bubbles in my glass made me light-headed, but feel something. You had just gotten back from hot dusty roads in Iraq, and I could tell from the rivers on your face that your … Continue reading →

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The Last To Know

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Ry

Because sometimes, everyone knows but you.

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I’m Suing My Astrologist (Draft)

Posted on June 25, 2011 by Ry

There was a day a long time ago that I decided my personal space is very small. Maybe I’ve become temporarily colorblind because lately everything has lost its dye. Maybe I need to clean the ashes from my glasses. I … Continue reading →

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The Fashion Of My Love

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Ry

Alanis Morissette released a song on her 2002 album Under Rug Swept titled “21 Things I Want in a Lover.” It must be nice to be a rock star, because a regular ole guy like me can’t be that choosey. … Continue reading →

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