1.) Architect; there’s an erection joke in here somewhere.
2.) Nutritionist; this is really just a title for how he is judging your eating habits anyways.
3.) Judge (I shouldn’t have to explain this one).
4.) Police Officer; shiny badge, patent leather, and phallic accessories. Perfect.
5.) Farmer; I’m predicting that overalls will be in fashion soon.
Image taken from: http://www.endemic-comedy.com/Endemic/Home.html