Monthly Archives: August 2011

Make-Believe

When I was just a little boy, I was told that the imagination is the biggest playground. So, I spent hours alone turning boxes into homes, playing doctor with kitchen utensils and teddy bears, and sailing the seas of our … Continue reading

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5 Halloween Costume Ideas

Solid Gold Disco Bee Clarissa Explains It All Abraham Lincoln on the Penny (I’d be bronzed) The Ghost of Christmas Consumerism A-Doe-A-Deer-A-Female-Deer

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John Hegarty And Magic

“Never forget that magic is an elusive force. Sometimes exasperating in its creation, it is generated by confidence and certainty. It takes swagger, madness, absurdity; it requires encouragement, irreverence, and positivity. Magic doesn’t come about by menacing people.” John Hegarty, … Continue reading

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5 Fall Beers I Can’t Wait For

Sam Adams – Harvest Pumpkin Ale Buffalo Bill’s – Original Pumpkin Ale Shiner – Oktoberfest Saint Somewhere – Saison Athene (512) – Bruin

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The Dating Pool

Dating is less like a pool and more like a swamp full of alligators. I would never say that there are plenty of fish, but there are definitely enough sharks.

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Destiny, Dreams, or Delusion?

Someone once said, “I am a jack-of-all-trades and I suck at every one of them.” At least, I assume someone once said that. As I begin to approach 30 I wonder if I have ever really known what I’m doing. … Continue reading

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5 Reasons I Can’t Understand Why Most States Don’t Have Good Mexican Food

1.) There are Mexican Americans everywhere. Give them their food. 2.) Tortilla, Beans, Cheese, Tomatoes, Onions, Peppers. Repeat. 3.) When in doubt, just use lard (I also apply this to my face cleansing regiment). 4.) It takes less than 5 … Continue reading

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