Monthly Archives: August 2011

Destiny, Dreams, or Delusion?

Someone once said, “I am a jack-of-all-trades and I suck at every one of them.” At least, I assume someone once said that. As I begin to approach 30 I wonder if I have ever really known what I’m doing. … Continue reading

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5 Reasons I Can’t Understand Why Most States Don’t Have Good Mexican Food

1.) There are Mexican Americans everywhere. Give them their food. 2.) Tortilla, Beans, Cheese, Tomatoes, Onions, Peppers. Repeat. 3.) When in doubt, just use lard (I also apply this to my face cleansing regiment). 4.) It takes less than 5 … Continue reading

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5 Reasons I Believe The Heat Won’t Leave Texas

1.) “‘Cause I’m, too sexy for this state…” 2.) Nature is forcing our men to take their shirts off. Don’t fight it, guys. 3.) God wants us to stop bleaching our hair and fake tanning. 4.) The earth would rather … Continue reading

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What A Novel Idea

This is just too apropos for me to pass up. An interview with Lev Grossman about how he created “The Magician King.” What a great idea. “All abrim with dewy naivetĂ©, I started by setting up two bins. (Metaphorical bins. … Continue reading

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To N—

It wasn’t until I was five that I noticed my heartbeat. I saw a poster of Tom Cruise leaning against a bar counter and something in my chest began to drum louder than a circle. For so many years afterwards, … Continue reading

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