Monthly Archives: September 2011

I Will Never Be A Beauty Pageant Judge

Okay, so I hate to be critical about people’s looks, but these are just a few look-alikes I have to get off my chest. Advertisements

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Dressing Room Fit For A Queen

Fall is my favorite season. I love spring, but all the love in the air makes my allergies flare up (runny nose, nausea, clammy skin, hair loss, etc.). At least fall is about reaping harvests, men in spandex (football), and … Continue reading

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Patchwork Heart

When I was a child I think I learned about magic before I ever knew the existence of God. With the spin of a hat or a tug on a sleeve you can make people believe in something where there … Continue reading

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5 Products I Don’t Understand

Go-Gurt Kosher Sex Toys Segways Bacon-flavored anything (Just go eat some bacon, for God’s sake)

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It All Makes Perfect Sense

This must be the beginner set because mine came with a full compact, a coin purse, and a knee pillow.

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Out Of Focus: Poem Notes

These are just some notes I have for a poem concept that I’ve been simmering on for a several weeks. The sound of the wheel is the only thing that breaks the silence, coasting down the slight hill on my … Continue reading

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5 Ways To Tell You Are Probably A Douchebag

I attribute this post to the fact that I think the human race is in danger of being eradicated. Case in point: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/26/christian-audigier-condom_n_590011.html You drive a yellow pick-up truck. Your hair is combed up to the front to a dramatic … Continue reading

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