From Masculine To Chic

I always did want to be a cowboy when I grow up. Let’s talk about why this is the perfect cowboy outfit:

    • A vest with no shirt allows free movement and eliminates the dreaded farmers tan.

    • Little pockets in the vest hold toothpicks, a pocketknife, or a tube of lip gloss. Plus, added fringe hypnotize the cattle into following you.

    • Wearing a leather thong instead of pants allows ventilation. Note the shiny buckle, which can be used to shine light into the eyes of predators like snakes, coyotes, and Michelle Bachmann.

    • For those hot Midwest summers, chaps shorts are the way to go. And these are in a bold print and bright color so someone can find your body easier in case you die from heat-stroke.

  • Cowboy boots are over! Trade them out for some cow-print Creepers to really show those cows who’s boss!

About Ry

It's so magical, it's gay.
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