Monthly Archives: September 2011

Out Of Focus: Poem Notes

These are just some notes I have for a poem concept that I’ve been simmering on for a several weeks. The sound of the wheel is the only thing that breaks the silence, coasting down the slight hill on my … Continue reading

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5 Ways To Tell You Are Probably A Douchebag

I attribute this post to the fact that I think the human race is in danger of being eradicated. Case in point: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/26/christian-audigier-condom_n_590011.html You drive a yellow pick-up truck. Your hair is combed up to the front to a dramatic … Continue reading

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From Masculine To Chic

I always did want to be a cowboy when I grow up. Let’s talk about why this is the perfect cowboy outfit: A vest with no shirt allows free movement and eliminates the dreaded farmers tan. Little pockets in the … Continue reading

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Making Love Really Just Makes Messes

I guess I’m what you call a late-bloomer. I think it partly had to do with my bad break-up with God. When I opened my heart to Him there was nothing that felt better. I always felt so full even … Continue reading

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5 Gay Halloween Costumes

Gay Dinosaur: Pretty much a drag queen with scales Gay Jack ‘o Lantern: A pumpkin costume with a hole cut out in the front Gay Doctor: A proctologist in cat scrubs? Gay MacGyver: A hairstylist in a safari outfit Gay … Continue reading

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