Monthly Archives: November 2011

Last Train Out

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Ry

This morning, I looked into the mirror and saw the face of a man who looked like he missed the last train out. For breakfast, I stared at the toaster as it burnt the bread to a crisp, and poured … Continue reading →

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Patch

Posted on November 27, 2011 by Ry

These words are my apology because I gave you the eye of my storm. These words are the sunken treasure you may never find in my sea of guilt, buried so deep even the oil patches won’t recognize them. These … Continue reading →

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5 Gay Things I Love To Do

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Ry

Now that I’m finished with the GRE, I get to spend that study time doing the things I love doing: Bleach my anus Name my moles after dead actresses Tweeze my underwear-line Scream at myself in the mirror Drink until … Continue reading →

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5 Things That Might Be Worse Than The GRE

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Ry

Being Joan River’s dermatologist Babysitting Watching Claire Danes “act cry” Someone using the term ironic in an ironic way Vomiting your asshole Image taken from http://spinsterlog.tumblr.com/

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Sugar

Posted on November 19, 2011 by Ry

There are some days we spend praying to god. In our cubicles we ask for 5 o’clock, at home we ask for our sons and daughters to come back from the desert, in our hearts we pray for fullness. Some … Continue reading →

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