Monthly Archives: November 2011

Last Train Out

This morning, I looked into the mirror and saw the face of a man who looked like he missed the last train out. For breakfast, I stared at the toaster as it burnt the bread to a crisp, and poured … Continue reading

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Patch

These words are my apology because I gave you the eye of my storm. These words are the sunken treasure you may never find in my sea of guilt, buried so deep even the oil patches won’t recognize them. These … Continue reading

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5 Gay Things I Love To Do

Now that I’m finished with the GRE, I get to spend that study time doing the things I love doing: Bleach my anus Name my moles after dead actresses Tweeze my underwear-line Scream at myself in the mirror Drink until … Continue reading

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5 Things That Might Be Worse Than The GRE

Being Joan River’s dermatologist Babysitting Watching Claire Danes “act cry” Someone using the term ironic in an ironic way Vomiting your asshole Image taken from http://spinsterlog.tumblr.com/

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Sugar

There are some days we spend praying to god. In our cubicles we ask for 5 o’clock, at home we ask for our sons and daughters to come back from the desert, in our hearts we pray for fullness. Some … Continue reading

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5 Songs That Should’ve Had Their Own Line Dance

Fine. I’ll admit it: I love line-dancing. There is something so tacky and narcissistic about it that I can’t help myself. Sure, most of the time I have to relearn the steps. But that’s the beauty of line-dancing: They tell … Continue reading

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Pomegranate

No one noticed the moment I first saw him. Maybe it was a little too dark. Maybe the sparks like fireflies buzzing around my head blocked my eyes from their view, but when I first saw him suddenly the air … Continue reading

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