Monthly Archives: December 2011

5 New Years Resolutions

To have no more than 4 crotch shots Sit on James Franco’s face No barfing Marry rich Win the Guinness Book of World Records for most champagne drank in a 24-hour period Advertisements

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Christmas

She was sleeping when the bomb set off only fifteen miles away. Her dreams became louder as the flames licked through the shattered window of the sedan that had just entered the inner-city. Bright lights shone on the inside of … Continue reading

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River

There was a time I once called myself a man. I thought I had it all together, when you came around with your glass half full, breathing your truths though I only had my doubts to exhale. Would you call … Continue reading

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5 Birthday Wishes

Today is my birthday. When I blow out the candles, what will I wish for? Top hat nipple pasties Uggs that are lined with Beyonce’s weave Fishnets with pockets A piece of the pie (pie = ass) To be reincarnated … Continue reading

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