I wish model Clement Chabernaud would sleep in my bed.
Today is my birthday. When I blow out the candles, what will I wish for?
- Top hat nipple pasties
- Uggs that are lined with Beyonce’s weave
- Fishnets with pockets
- A piece of the pie (pie = ass)
- To be reincarnated into a hurricane that blows through Jersey Shore
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