5 Birthday Wishes

I wish model Clement Chabernaud would sleep in my bed.

Today is my birthday. When I blow out the candles, what will I wish for?

  • Top hat nipple pasties
  • Uggs that are lined with Beyonce’s weave
  • Fishnets with pockets
  • A piece of the pie (pie = ass)
  • To be reincarnated into a hurricane that blows through Jersey Shore

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It's so magical, it's gay.
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