5 Gay New Year’s Resolutions

  1. To perfect my Patti Lupone impression.
  2. Be able to lift the Oxford’s Dictionary, with my dick-tionary.
  3. Finally accomplish my goal of wearing yellow appropriately.
  4. To mention Brittany Murphy without shedding a tear.
  5. Find out what alien has taken over Madonna’s body.

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