Monthly Archives: February 2016

I have a lot of nicknames, but I’d like you to call me Pumpkin. I’m red-headed and full of so much bullshit no one wants to deal with. I embarrass myself everyday and most of the time I look like … Continue reading →

I’m pretty sure hangovers shouldn’t feel this catastrophic. This beer bottle belly, it’s seen its fair share of action; Shots two by two down the hatch, while King Kong climbing buildings to the top. I can’t remember who that is … Continue reading →